So politically incorrect, but so funny!

One of the things I love about small children is that they can say the most outlandish things, but since they are so naive, it is innocent and hilarious! This is my new favorite one:

This boy in my class is moving to Japan this summer because his dad is military. The other day he walks up to me and with a completely serious face asks, 

"Mrs. Harris, when I come back from Japan, am I going to look like this?" 

He then proceeds to make his eyes into slits with his fingers.

I tried not to choke as I bit back my laugh and told him, 

"No honey, moving to another country will not change what your face looks like." 

Looking very relieved, he answers,

"Oh good, I like my eyes!"

Glad I could clear that up for him.